I ate all the pies: Archive

My Life in Blog-form

This is where it gets a bit boring. I have decided that I can’t really remember much from my primary school years, so I’m just going to compile a little list of all the great toys and television programmes I remember from around these years. They were called ’The Eighties’ back then, ask your parents. These were quite possibly my favourite toys and games as a kid:- Lego: ...

Jun 29th

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My Life in Blog-form

OK. So for those of you who would like to learn more about me from my childhood up to my adult years, here is another riveting instalment of my life. Years 4 upwards I’m cheating again. I don’t know what age this will take me up to, I can’t really remember my teenage/early adult years so I might end the story here. I started school aged four. I was on a good little screw. I...

May 5th

My Life in Blog-form

I can only remember so much of my life, so without wanting to bore the shit out of you with the meaningless things (i.e this entire series of my life) I will try and keep it simple. Time to move on. YEARS TWO AND THREE I have grouped these two years together, as quite frankly, I’m a lazy fuck. So, by now I had managed to learn the art of walking and talking, pretty much essential things...

Mar 8th

My Life in Blog-form

Right, before I grow old and turn into a drooling vegetable, I’m going to attempt to remember everything that has happened in my life so far. I’ll start at the beginning. My birth. YEAR ONE I don’t really remember a lot about being born, I don’t suppose anybody does, apart from that one really irritating person (we’ll call him Mr Nobhead) that can remember taking...

Feb 13th

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